while i was baking a pineapple upside down cake
Jon & I turned around to find Nathaniel pantsless.
“Nathaniel, why are you naked?” asked Jon.
“Because I am pretending to be Hopscotch.”
“Does Hopscotch not wear pants?”
“Yes, he does!”
“Then why are you naked?”
“Because I am pretending to be Hopscotch!”
Of course.
