I am not a logistics person. Thinking things through just isn’t something I’m good at - when I have an idea, I jump on it. So last month, in the run-up to Christmas decorating, I had this great idea. A beautiful idea. I would make a garland of felt poinsettias to decorate this 7 foot long fun-house mirror in our dining room (seriously, fun house mirror. One end adds about 10 pounds, and one end is distinctly flattering. I choose to believe that if I stand in just the right spot in the middle, I get an accurate reflection.)
So I found a tutorial, bought a bunch of felt and some beads, and decided this would be my Thanksgiving project, perfect low-key handiwork for a week at the in-laws’.
Did you read that tutorial carefully? No? Well, neither did I. Each poinsettia comprises 6 green petals and 6 red (or white. I made both.) Each of these petals needs to be cut, then trimmed. Then sew together the green, then the red. Then sew the red to the green. THEN, the beaded center. Did I mention the mirror is 7’ long? And that I was envisioning this garland draping?
So I made poinsettias, in 3 different sizes (starting with 2, 3, and 4 inch squares), and two colors. I even simplified it; the tutorial has you make the green leaves slightly larger than the red, and after the first one, I made them the same. All the way to Ohio (a 7.5 hour drive.) All week at the in-laws’. All the way home. I finished up the week after Thanksgiving, and started sewing them together. And realized they’re heavy enough to require enough stitching that they just wouldn’t drape. For the swag effect I wanted, I’d have to sew them into arcs.
Have I mentioned that we rent our house? The 7’ fun house mirror isn’t my idea. It’s really not something I’d ever choose. And I don’t plan on living with it forever. So I just wasn’t ready to spend the time plotting out & sewing this garland into a shape that would flatter said sometimes-flattering mirror, knowing that when I move to my real house someday I’d have to take it all apart and repurpose the flowers over which I’d labored so long.
So, a trip to Michael’s and 5 minutes with a hot glue gun later, voila! Poinsettia wreaths. A couple for friends, one for the door of the kids’ room (for which the boy desperately wanted a wreath; note his choice of bright red hanger.) And I still have some flowers left for an undetermined future project.
AND, I’ve also gained some powerful insight into the wisdom of really reading all through the directions first.
